"I find it funny how all these girls are watching the World Cup but don’t know a single position other than goalie lol"
that’s funny because your girl told me you don’t know a single position other than missionary so sit the fuck down and shut your dipshit mouth
i find it funny how all these girls are watching the World Cup but don’t know a single position other than goalie because that’s the only player the US had yesterday
Tim Howard is my spirit animal.
"Date someone who gives you the same feeling of when you see your food coming at a restaurant"
I hate it when I see people post about weight loss and say things like “Learn to love yourself again.”
Am I not capable of loving myself because I am not thin? Am I not capable of loving myself because my body is bigger than yours?
I think I can be pretty damn sexy just how I am, thank you very much.
Why Maya Rudolph Brought Back the Variety Show
The SNL veteran is bringing back the variety show whether you’re ready or not. She thinks we are though.
"I was going to try to do it no matter what. I mean nine times out 10 some of my ideas tend to be, you know, deep-rooted in the ‘70s or somewhere that has nothing to do with what’s going on now," she said. "So I think this was just a lucky timing thing that people really thought, ‘You know what, I really feel like this is what people want right now.’ I think people want to watch TV and feel good and laugh. And that they were just simply receptive to me doing the show was a really nice welcome, a nice feeling."
I just got really excited about this.